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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Engineers

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were getting frustrated one morning because a very slow group of golfers were ahead of them.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We have been waiting for 30 minutes for them to finish the hole!

Doctor: I don't know but I have never seen such a slow foursome!

Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's make our complaint to him "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They are ruining our morning, being so slow."

George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They all lost their sight while saving our club house... You remember the fire. So we let them play here anytime, free of charge.

Priest: That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them at mass.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there is anything he can do for them.

Engineer: So why can't those guys play at night?

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