- Pumpkins are easy to pick up.
- You can fondle a Pumpkin in a supermarket, and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
- A pumpkin won't ask: "Am I the first?"
- Pumpkins don't leave you wondering for a month.
- Pumpkins never answer your phone or borrow your car.
- A pumpkin won't go through your medicine chest.
- A pumpkin doesn't use your toothbrush.
- You can have as many pumpkins as you can handle.
- A pumpkin never wants to improve your mind.
- Pumpkins aren't into meaningful conversations.
- A Pumpkin will never make a scene because there are other pumpkins in the refrigerator.
- No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh pumpkin.
- You always know where a pumpkin has been.
- Pumpkins never want to take you home to mom.
- A pumpkin won't tell you she's outgrown you intellectually.
- Pumpkins never expect you to have little pumpkins.
- It's easy to drop a pumpkin.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Women
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