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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bachelor

A confirmed bachelor was asked why he had never married.


He said that no matter which girl he took home, his mother took an instant dislike to her.


His friend suggested he look for a girl just like his mother.


Some time later, they met again and the friend asked the bachelor how he was doing. The bachelor said, "I took your advice. I found a girl who looked like my mother, spoke like my mother, even cooked like my mother, and I took her home to meet my parents."


"And what happened?" asked the friend.


He said, "My father hated her."


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