Calling The School

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.

In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

• To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1
• To make excuses for why your child did not do his work, Press 2
• To complain about what we do, Press 3
• To cuss out a staff member, Press 4
• To find out why you were the only one in the school district who did not get needed information that was in the newsletter, Press 5
• If you want us to raise your child, Press 6
• If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7
• To request another teacher for your child for the third time this year, Press 8
• To complain about the buses, bus driver, or bus routes, Press 9
• To complain about the school lunches, Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, and homework, and that it's not the teacher's fault for you child's lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day.