Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things little bit more clear...

In Prison: you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.

At Work: you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

In Prison: you get three meals a day.

At Work: you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

In Prison: you get time off for good behavior.

At Work: you get more work for good behavior.

In Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At Work: you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

In Prison: you can watch TV and play games.

At Work: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison: you get your own toilet.

At Work: you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

In Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit.

At Work: you can't even speak to your family.

In Prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.

At Work: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

At Work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens.

At Work: they are called managers.

So... one might ask which is a better place to be? Work or Prison?