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Monday, September 6, 2010

No Email Address

A man was laid off and having no choice and as a last gasp attempt went for an interview with Microsoft as a janitor. The interview went well until the end when they asked for his email address to let him know the following week if he had been successful. When he replied he didn't have an email address they looked shocked and told him if he didn't have email he couldn't have the job.

Destitute, he spent his last five dollars on some strawberries at Safeway and sold them on the street corner doubling his money. He reinvested the money the next day and was amazed when he doubled his money again. He eventually bought a cart, then a van and he is now one of the biggest fruit wholesalers in the country.

When at a business lunch, he was discussing a deal and the salesman gave him his card and said "Drop me an email and we'll organise a game of golf" to which he replied once again "I don't have email.

The shocked salesman said "What no email? Imagine where you would be if you had email!"

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