A chicken walks into a library and looks at the librarian.
"Bawk!" the chicken says.
"Do you want a book?" asks the librarian.
"Bawk," the chicken agrees. The librarian gives it a book and it walks out.
About half an hour later the chicken comes back. "Bawk bawk!" the chicken says.
"Do you want two books?" asks the librarian.
"Bawk bawk" the chicken agrees.
The librarian gives it two books and it walks out. Another half hour later the chicken comes back again.
"Baawwwwk, bawk bawk!" the chicken says.
"Do you want a long book and two short ones?" asks the librarian.
"Baawwwk, bawk bawk" the chicken agrees. The librarian gives it a long book and two short ones and it walks out. The librarian is getting pretty curious about this chicken, so she follows it this time. It takes the books to a pond where a frog is waiting.
"Readit, readit." said the frog.
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