How to Bathe the Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in the toilet, close both lids and step on top so he can't escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore the ruckus from inside the toilet, the cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open an outside door, stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and go outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

The Dog