Santa can't be a woman because:
- No woman would be caught dead in the same outfit two years in row!
- Women cannot drive cars let alone a sleigh powered by reindeer.
- Santa carries a bag full of toys, not a purse full of toiletries!
- Santa Claus wears no jewelry when he goes out. All women wear jewelry when the go out for the holidays.
- Another reason why Santa Claus is a man is because only a Real Man could leave his family on Christmas Eve, stay out all night, and come back in, the next morning claiming to be out working all night.
- Santa delivers toys at night. Women usually develop a headache at night that prohibits them from doing anything.
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