Subject: Holiday Guidelines
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
- Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
- Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (it runs up an incredible long distance phone bill)
- Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
- Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
- All fruitcake is to be eaten before July 25.
- Eggnog will not be dispensed in vending machines.
- In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
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