Hearing Aid

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk.

"That depends," said the salesman. "They start at $2.00 and go up to $2,000 for our best model."

"Let's see the $2.00 model" he said.

The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket" he instructed.

"How does it work?" the customer asked.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "but when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"