Give A Man A Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime...

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach that man to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

Give a man a fish and he you feed him for a day...

Teach that man how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish...

Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.

Teach a man to fish and you can sell him a ton of accessories.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime...

Unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi...

Then you need to teach him to cook as well.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning within three years.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and he'll get drunk then fall out of his boat and drown.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime...

Give a man some fire and he'll be warm for a day...

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and he'll over fish, cause famine in the next three regions and pollute the atmosphere with his fish.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man religion and he will starve to death praying for a fish.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime...

Enlighten him further and he owns a chain of seafood restaurants.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you will not have to listen to his whining about how hungry he is.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing equipment.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime...

Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.

Give a man a fish and you'll be sleeping on the couch again.

Give a man a fish and he'll wonder what you want from him.