You own two cows. You have to give one of yours cows to your neighbour.
Communism
You own two cows. Government takes both of your cows and sells the milk to you.
Liberalism
You own two cows. Government takes both of your cows and donates you the milk.
National Socialism
You own two cows. Government takes both of your cows and shoots you dead.
EC- Administration (European Community bureaucracy)
You own two cows. Government takes both cows away and slaughters one. The other cow is milked. The milk is tipped away.
An American Company
You own two cows. You sell one of them and force the other one to give milk for four. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A Company in Austria
Each cow has a title. You introduce boards, committees and subcommittees and ask for an appraisal report. The result is preliminary but remains forever valid. The milk is shared in the most social way and each bull receives a privilege.
A French Company
You own two cows. You go on strike and demand three.
A Japanese Company
You own two cows. You do a redesign. After the redesign the cows are ten times smaller and give twenty times more milk than the original cow. Now you create a clever cow cartoon, call it "Cowkimon" and market it worldwide.
A German Company
You own two cows. You do a redesign. After the redesign the cows get 100 years and older, eat only once a month and milk themselves.
A British Company
You own two cows. Both are mad.
An Italian Company
You own two cows but don't have a clue where they are. You milk the European Bureaucracy instead.
A Company in Russia
You own two cows. You count them and end up with 5. You count again, this time you end up with 42. The next count results in 12. You stop counting and open a new bottle of Vodka.
A Swiss Company
You have 5000 cows. You own none of them. You take the money from the owners for their accommodation.
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