A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"
"No, silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, "I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise.
So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.""
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