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Monday, June 14, 2021

The Dark Side of Women

A woman was in town on an all-day shopping binge.

She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. Then her phone rang. 

It was a doctor, a female, notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. 

The woman told the doctor that she'd be there as soon as possible. 

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever. She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital. After all, she had been married for years, he had provided everything she wanted or needed and now, for the most part, he was just a bother.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. 

Then she remembered her husband. 

Feeling a little guilty, she dashed to the hospital. 

She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. 

The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And HE will now be your career!" 

The woman, finally overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed. 

The woman doctor chuckled and said... "I'm just messing with you. Don't worry, he's dead... Show me what you bought!"

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