A mild mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he decides to go to a Psychiatrist. The doctor gives him a booklet on assertive training. He reads it on the way home. When he walks through the door, his wife comes to greet him. He tells her:
"From now on, I'm the man of this home and my word is law. When I come home from work I want dinner on the table. Now, get upstairs and lay out some clothes on the bed because I'm going out with the guys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker?" she replies.
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